Yes, I have not updated in a while. No, writing this does not count as an update. I am, in fact, alive. In related news: I am changing my internet provider, which also involves moving my site to another web server. This may lead to outages. I apologise in advance.
Update: No, wait. This site is fully hosted by TypePad. Changing internet provider does not affect it one little bit. Also, my other site was effortlessly transferred in about one minute.