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The end is nigh

You know all those whiners who complain about how we're in the 21st century and where are the goddamned flying cars? Well, my friends, next time you meet one these people, tell them monkeys can move robotic arms with their thoughts. Pretty soon, they will launch their bid for world domination, controlling robot armies while screeching and grinning in their evil monkey way. I must prepare to save the world by playing old school arcade games.