Love Death 2

Alright, here is my dirty little secret: a significant chunk of my non-subscriber traffic is people looking for nude World of Warcraft skins and other dodgy subjects I have occasionally blogged about over the years. So, in a cynical attempt to increase my traffic, I bring you news of Love Death 2, a first-person bukkake simulator from Japan (where else?). If you don’t know what bukkake is: don’t bother.

Anyway. There’s a video. Although you probably wouldn’t want to watch it at work, it’s far from scrubbing-out-your-brain-with-acid stuff either. But then again, maybe I have a withered, scarred husk for a soul.

Since I know y’all come here for the deep analysis (well, except for those WoW nude skin people), here are some observations:

  • What an incredibly inept way of portraying this particular act. Especially the, um, fluid dynamics. It’s not even disgusting.
  • Ironically, that is one of the best real-time 3D anime characters I have seen in a long time.
  • I had to laugh towards the end. What’s with the baseball bat? Again, let us all be thankful for the ineptness.

(Via Boing Boing, who got it from Rock Paper Shotgun.)

Comments 7

  1. wolfgang wrote:

    WTF! I thought I had reached the highpoint of weirdness for today with http://inventorspot.com/articles/cannibal_banquet_pushes_limits_d_6619 but that…

    Posted 05 Sep 2007 at 13:36
  2. Jurie wrote:

    I feel flattered. I think.

    Posted 05 Sep 2007 at 15:18
  3. Mark wrote:

    I think I agree with your reader ‘Wolfgang’ where he said “WTF!”

    And I didn’t even watch the clip.

    Posted 05 Sep 2007 at 18:07
  4. wolfgang wrote:

    Thank you, reader ‘Mark’. But you should watch it, if only for the really well done character animation.
    Flattery is not my strong suit, but sure, feel flattered Jurie, it never hurts ;)

    Posted 05 Sep 2007 at 22:52
  5. Stitched wrote:

    It always amazes me that super-focused niche titles (and companies) do EXTREMELY well in Japan but, usually, very VERY poorly outside of it.

    And I agree with the above. As a game animator, I was amazed at the quality of the animation and the character models (again, for such a title).

    Posted 14 Sep 2007 at 5:29
  6. faritop wrote:

    This is not a bukkakE simulator. Actually it is a dating and sex simulator this video shows only a fraction (a very small one) of the posibilities that the game offers.

    Posted 19 Nov 2007 at 11:39
  7. Jurie wrote:

    This is not at all comforting to know. Regardless, thanks for pointing it out.

    Posted 19 Nov 2007 at 12:47