Former Rockstar Games employee develops messiah complex

VIENNA, Austria — Almost exactly one year after the sudden closure of his workplace, former Rockstar Vienna employee Reinhard Schmid announces the release of the game “I Am Jesus”.

Released as a free download for PC on the website of aptly-named Suicidal Entertainment, this may be the most offensive game since Postal. We cannot describe the contents or topic of the game on a family blog, but be warned that it makes even atheists blush. Schmid, father of two and described by former co-workers as a mild-mannered animator, credits himself for every aspect of the game, with help from God and the Lord Jesus Christ on the story and voice recordings. On being asked about the highly controversial nature of his game, he claimed that “people need help to not take themselves too serious.”