A Call For Expandable Codpieces

There is this trend it seems, in MMO games, to have female characters with otherworldly attributes. Now I know the idea is to lose yourself in a wonderful game of elaborate fantasy, ancient lore, unreal landscapes and diverse species, but I ask you: Does a female Gnome really need to wear a 32 DDD cup? Yes, I’m speaking about headlights, tatas, racks, boobies, melons….breasts. I want to know why is it female characters have the ability to make enormous breasts even larger, with newer games having customizable features to do so, yet male characters don’t seem to be able to change their size…and yes I mean that size. Who’s to say, as a female in real life who plays female characters online, that I’d not like to see male characters with their attributes larger?

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(From Slashdot Games.)